“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man.”
This is very true to my experience.
EVERY INTERACTION I HAVE WITH MY NIECES & NEPHEWS.
HOLY HELL
I JUST REALIZED
SHERLOKI—THE MOST NARCISSISTIC, RUDEST, MOST ARROGANT COUPLE TO EVER INHERIT THIS UNIVERSE
HIDDLEBATCH—LEGIT SWEETER THAN 200 TONS OF SUGAR
She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did.
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| — | Zelda Fitzgerald (via paperhat) |


